1. There is a sign saying 'No Chalk'
2. You have ever heard a song that is regularly played on Heart FM whilst training
2(a). You can understand more than 50% of the lyrics of the song that is being played without reading them.
3. There is a sign saying 'No deadlifts'
4. It is impossible to find a dumbell over 50 kilos
5. There is a sign saying 'No grunting' (has actually happened!)
6. People tell you you're doing upright rows wrong when you do hang pulls
7. There is more than 1 piece of cardio equipment per 10 people in the gym
8. There is more than 1 television in the building
8(a). The television is not showing either sports or porn
9. People tell you you're doing squats wrong when you're doing Good Mornings
9(a). You can Good Morning more than anyone can squat
10. You have heard the phrase "You can't bench more than 100 kilos without taking gear" (again, true story)
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